Some tips for Hot Head (HH) Part 1

From now on, I will refer to "RespectMyAuthorita" as Hot Head, or just HH for short.

To start with, HH should try to develop some more sophisticated ways to communicate besides calling his adversaries names. If HH can only think of calling someone gay, then he should write "you're gay" instead of "your gay". You see HH, "you're" is a contraction for "you are", and so "you're gay" is equivalent to "you are gay". The expression "your gay" is actually incomplete. The reader waits for a noun and is disappointed when one isn't given. For instance, when you write "your gay", the reader perhaps wonders "your gay what?". Is it "your gay neighbor", "your gay employer" or "your gay hairdresser"? The reader is confused by this, so avoid it at all times.

That's all for now. More tips for Hot Head shall be forthcoming.

Let's move on to something more civil.

OK, OK. I was having fun, but it has gone too far. I apologize to you, Jason, and to your wife Helen. I didn't really mean those things I wrote about you.

However, Jason, if you ever want to exchange a few barbs just for the hell of it, don't hesitate.

That Unspeakable Devil in Human Form

The purpose of this post is to heap a certain quantity of scorn upon that imbecilic waif masquerading as a man, and an alleged one at that. You might know of him. He's the silly ass that goes round the blogsphere demanding "RespectMyAuthorita", and he has an absurd blog called "I'm Rad".

He calls fat girls sticks, he eats too much, and I don't particularly like the color of his hair. He's imperious, and he complains when someone uses words that contain three or more syllables. His technique of argumentation amounts to nothing more than name-calling.

Well, there it is, I suppose.

Well, here we all are, what?

We're back, Gertrude and I. Just register that in your 16k. We'll be around to see you all in time.

Since our last get together, you'll be gratified to learn that I've come up with an idea that's going to make me a fortune. Of course, I'm not going to give any details about it here. Oh, no. No, no, no. You'll just have to wait to hear about it from the old equine's oat intake. But I'm sure you'll agree that it's the real habanero.

Well, that should do it for now. Looking forward to seeing you and all that.

B&G