Friday, July 13, 2007

Let's move on to something more civil.

OK, OK. I was having fun, but it has gone too far. I apologize to you, Jason, and to your wife Helen. I didn't really mean those things I wrote about you.

However, Jason, if you ever want to exchange a few barbs just for the hell of it, don't hesitate.

6 comments:

RespectMyAuthorita said...

who are you?Seems you are afraid of your identity.

Bertie&Gertie said...

Who am I? Good heavens! Don't you know who I am? I thought everybody knows who I am. But you do not? Good lord. You may call me Bert.

You nailed it. I am afraid of my identity. I just hate it when I go to the bank and get help from a new teller who asks to see my identity. I almost can't bear it. It is very traumatic.

I take it you aren't afraid of your identity, then.

RespectMyAuthorita said...

are you a local here in moscow or somewhere else in the country? And eventho "I may" call you bert, is that even your real name?

Bertie&Gertie said...

A local here in Moscow? Good lord, no. I am somewhere else in the world as opposed to country. You see, I have never even been to Russia. And let me be clear about what you may call me. Now follow me closely. You may call me "Bert". I mentioned nothing about calling me "bert". And what do you mean "is that even your real name"? As I said, "bert" is not my real name. The sobriquet that you may use is "Bert".

RespectMyAuthorita said...

you are lame, boring to talk to, and just plain weird. im out.

Bertie&Gertie said...

I win! Ha ha! He can't hack it, and he's reeeally livid.

It feels so good to have a deep victory from which he will never recover.